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[2.2s] You have just entered a caldera leading into the Well of the Dragon.
[7.9s] You guys hug up against the walls and these cult members converge on this central point.
[15.2s] And they are speaking Draconic.
[17.5s] Perfect, I speak Draconic.
[18.7s] They took the sacrifices out there and it's all gonna be real good.
[23.5s] When Tiamat gets here, I hope we get all the things that they've been promising us.
[31.0s] If they have sacrifices, that shit's all gonna be happening.
[34.1s] If they're needed, if we can fuck up their sacrifices somehow,
[38.1s] that will hopefully give us some time or fuck the whole thing up.
[41.4s] Totes.
[41.9s] The guard trick turns quickly and sees you duck down the hall and begins chasing after you.
[50.2s] As you keep going, you hear muffled voices ahead of you, but then it forks again.
[57.6s] Which way do you think we should go, Nularaaaa?
[59.4s] We go left, that's heading in, but it seems like there's a lot more tunnel options in there,
[66.5s] which means things are gonna get more complicated.
[69.1s] Nularaaaa, you look to the left and you lock eyes with the room of cultists who
[75.8s] are staring back at you.
[77.4s] As the cultists stand up from the table they're at and draw their weapons charging
[81.6s] towards you, we find ourselves back outside.
[85.1s] Faint, light auras can be seen leaving the deceased bodies from the battlefield,
[91.3s] rising up into the sky and into the heart of the cyclone.
[98.8s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.
[101.0s] We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More
[105.4s] and with me today is Carla Johnson.
[108.4s] Who does not have a cookie despite there being a lot of talk about cookies
[112.2s] before we started recording.
[113.8s] But that's okay because I'm with my friends.
[116.2s] Also, I play Nularaaaa Moonbrook.
[117.9s] And Amy More.
[119.5s] That's me.
[121.7s] I'm neither here nor there about the cookie situation.
[124.4s] I have a beer in front of me so I'm pretty good
[126.5s] and I'm very happy to see my friends
[128.2s] because I feel like we haven't recorded in ages.
[130.9s] It's true.
[131.5s] And you're neither here nor there on the cookies,
[133.9s] but how many biscottis did you have today?
[136.1s] Oh, called out.
[136.7s] No comment.
[137.4s] Oh.
[139.0s] No comment on the biscotti and I play Thea Amastasia.
[142.9s] And Tom Laird.
[144.8s] I am kind of mad at myself because I made a bunch of cookies
[149.5s] before I left my brother's place
[151.0s] and then I didn't bring any to the airport with me
[153.2s] and all I wanted when I was there was a goddamn cookie.
[156.6s] Yeah.
[157.8s] And I play Flint Firebeard.
[159.3s] You know what, though?
[160.3s] They would have asked you at the airport
[162.8s] if you had anything with you in your luggage like food items
[167.5s] and then you would say no.
[169.2s] Which is exactly.
[170.1s] If you don't consider cookies to be food.
[172.0s] That's exactly what happened when we were going to Seattle
[175.0s] and then the lady was like, oh, do you have any food?
[176.9s] And I'm like, no.
[177.4s] And then I'm like, wait a minute, I have cookies.
[179.0s] So I was like, oh, I have some cookies.
[180.6s] I mean, not to call you out, Tom,
[182.3s] but you didn't even realize.
[183.4s] She said, do you have any food?
[185.1s] And we both said, no.
[186.7s] And then she said, do you have any gifts?
[188.9s] And you said, yes, cookies.
[190.9s] Yep, 100%.
[192.4s] That's exactly what happened.
[193.5s] You're like, hold on now, but does that
[195.0s] fall under the food category or the cookie category?
[196.5s] I was like a little so far out of her whole head.
[200.1s] It was funny.
[200.6s] She was pretty sassy.
[200.7s] She was pretty nice about it.
[202.0s] It was funny, but.
[205.8s] Oh, food.
[206.8s] See, I didn't intend on eating that.
[208.6s] So it's not food to me.
[210.0s] To be fair, I was bringing them exclusively for you guys.
[212.2s] They were gifts, so.
[213.6s] Yeah, it's true.
[214.6s] It was it did fall under more the gift category
[217.0s] than the food at that moment.
[218.6s] Yeah, it even fell under the gift for more category.
[222.1s] Are we seeing things can have more than one category?
[225.7s] If it's food, it can't be a gift.
[228.0s] If it's gift, it's obviously not food.
[230.7s] Well, it's just more so.
[231.8s] If it has wheels, it's automatically a car.
[236.3s] I don't like these like harsh dichotomies.
[238.8s] I'm more shades of gray in all things.
[240.9s] Yeah, I don't like where this is going,
[243.0s] but you know where where we do have different categories
[246.6s] is Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cat.
[249.8s] You would think we planned that segue, but we did not.
[252.7s] Well, we didn't.
[254.2s] We're very proud of you right now.
[256.2s] I know, right?
[257.4s] So good, so good.
[258.7s] But we do have categories over there
[260.3s] and you can go check them all out.
[262.0s] They're also called tiers,
[263.6s] but you can go check them all out
[265.1s] Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast
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[268.3s] you can see our lovely faces record this.
[271.2s] You can't see what I'm doing right now.
[272.9s] If you're not in the future.
[273.6s] Russ, out of curiosity,
[275.1s] what does let's say the $10 tier get people?
[279.2s] Don't put me on the spot like that, Tom,
[281.0s] but the $10 tier gets everything
[283.1s] that the $1, $2 and $5 tier get.
[286.3s] But also they get to name an NPC
[289.6s] and some NPCs that you might be familiar with at this point.
[293.2s] Flamikinskins, who was named by one of our lovely patrons.
[297.7s] Thaddeus, who was named by one of our lovely patrons.
[301.6s] Arvid of Innistrad, also named by one of our lovely patrons.
[306.4s] Reginald Thermopolis of the guild.
[308.5s] Such good names.
[309.7s] They are so good.
[310.7s] And these are like important characters.
[313.1s] Grancis?
[314.3s] No, Grancis is me, baby.
[317.2s] Grancin, Grancin is a patron named.
[321.4s] I don't know if I feel better or worse now
[323.5s] that Grancs came straight from you.
[325.9s] See, at that $10 tier, you get to mold the world.
[331.0s] And some of these NPCs we keep around for a long time
[334.2s] because we don't like change, people.
[336.1s] Once you're in, you're fucking in.
[337.8s] That's right.
[338.6s] Once we like you or hate you in the case of Grancis, that's it.
[343.4s] Follow-up question, Russ, about the $10 tier.
[347.0s] Dr. Magoose.
[347.6s] If I were to sponsor our podcast at $10 a month,
[350.9s] could I make a character named Grancis again?
[356.0s] I mean, there's already an episode named Grancis again.
[360.0s] Yeah, sure.
[360.9s] Okay, good question, Tom.
[361.9s] You got it, Tom.
[363.4s] I got to make sure we don't kick that $10 back to you.
[366.3s] Otherwise, it just seems kind of weird.
[368.0s] Okay, that's fair.
[369.2s] Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, come join the party.
[373.1s] Is one of the things that we dedicate an episode to a patron?
[377.1s] And one of the things is that we dedicate an episode to a patron.
[380.3s] I knew I was forgetting something.
[382.0s] We went on for kind of a long time.
[383.7s] I didn't expect the $10 throw out there, but that was good.
[386.9s] But today's episode is dedicated to a lovely patron named Forrest Demmon.
[391.6s] Thanks, Forrest.
[392.3s] Thanks, Forrest.
[394.5s] Thank you.
[395.7s] You're amazing.
[396.3s] You are amazing.
[398.2s] You smell real nice.
[399.8s] And did you get your haircut?
[401.0s] Because it looks great.
[402.1s] Are you just doing something different?
[403.4s] I don't know.
[404.0s] Looks amazing.
[404.9s] I hear you've been running that 7th Sea or you want to run that 7th Sea game.
[408.3s] And I hear it's really fun.
[409.4s] So I hope that's going well for you and that you got to play it again.
[412.4s] Perfect.
[413.4s] Fuck it.
[413.8s] Let's play D&D.
[415.0s] Yeah.
[420.6s] The scene is silent.
[425.3s] We see a crew aboard one of the airships.
[429.5s] Down below, there is mayhem, chaos, a general massacre happening on both sides.
[444.6s] At the head of this ship, hanging over the edge, is Flameykins.
[451.6s] She has in her hand her crossbow and she aims and takes a shot down and hits
[458.1s] a cultist member who's jumping on top of a group of lesser trained military.
[467.8s] As the arrow strikes, the sound and screams and battle cries of the entire battle come back to us.
[480.5s] And her ship is broadsided by a blue dragon.
[484.1s] The ship is latched onto and torn apart as it begins to fall to the ground.
[496.2s] At the very last moment, Flameykins jumps off and lands on top of a giant,
[504.3s] reaching up to club a group of cavalry riding towards it.
[509.9s] She, with a gigantic chaos bolt, lets loose into the giant's ear and rolls down his back
[519.2s] as she joins the fray at the base of the mountain.
[523.9s] The ship and the dragon crash into the mountain, causing the tunnels and the caverns to rumble,
[530.8s] where we see Flint, Thea, and Nularaaaa facing down a group of cultists who are now charging towards them.
[543.2s] Roll for initiative.
[545.2s] Well that wasn't a good start. Uh, 13 for me.
[548.0s] 15 for Flint.
[550.0s] 16.
[552.0s] You got the highest of the three of us.
[554.0s] Oh my god.
[556.0s] Crushing it.
[558.0s] So that's how it's going to be tonight.
[560.0s] Alright, alright, I'm down for it.
[562.0s] I'm down for it.
[564.0s] Keep your head, Hot Shot.
[566.0s] So you guys are facing down, if you recall, three dragon wings and nine dragon claws.
[574.0s] Thea, you are up first.
[576.0s] Yeah, I am.
[578.0s] So the scene before you, you are basically staring into a narrow hall which opens into a chamber where these cultists are.
[586.0s] The hall is about five feet wide itself, and it's about 15 feet long.
[592.0s] But I can see them. It is a hallway.
[594.0s] Nice!
[596.0s] In the middle of it, I am going to cast fairy fire.
[600.0s] So each of them within a 20 foot cube, which should encompass all of them.
[604.0s] You said it's a 15 foot hallway.
[606.0s] Yeah, but they're in the middle of this chamber.
[608.0s] They have just stood up and are coming towards it.
[610.0s] So they're not yet in the hall.
[612.0s] Oh, can I run down the hall then?
[614.0s] Sure.
[615.0s] Yeah, I want to run closer to them so I can get them all in my 20 foot cube.
[618.0s] Can I do that?
[620.0s] You can get maybe like four of them.
[623.0s] Yeah, okay, I get four of them.
[625.0s] How far do I have to run to get four of them?
[627.0s] You have a 60 foot range on it so you don't have to run at all.
[632.0s] But you can run as far as you want.
[635.0s] Well, I won't run at all.
[637.0s] I will get as many as I can in my 20 foot cube.
[641.0s] I just whisper, glow motherfuckers!
[643.0s] And I cast fairy fire and they all start to glow in this very nice purply color.
[652.0s] What happens is all of those creatures that I hit is outlined in that beautiful light.
[658.0s] If it fails, a dexterity saving throw.
[666.0s] 19, 16 and a 9.
[670.0s] One of them saves.
[672.0s] Okay.
[673.0s] Three of them do not.
[674.0s] So now, any attack roll against these affected creatures has advantage if the attacker can see it.
[682.0s] And these creatures cannot benefit from being invisible.
[686.0s] I can't remember if they can, but now they can't.
[689.0s] If they so desired, they could not.
[692.0s] It's not happening now.
[695.0s] So that was my...
[697.0s] And then I'm just going to move to the back of the pack.
[701.0s] I'm going to moonwalk to the back and be like, you guys got this.
[706.0s] You're welcome.
[707.0s] There is a call from the group as some of them begin to glow and they say,
[714.0s] Wait! You don't run!
[717.0s] And four of the other ones rush forward ahead of them.
[722.0s] Me don't run?
[724.0s] Yeah, they were talking to you.
[727.0s] Yeah, you don't run.
[728.0s] You don't run.
[730.0s] Please stop.
[731.0s] Why?
[732.0s] You look good, by the way.
[733.0s] No horseplay in the cavern.
[736.0s] No running, only walking.
[738.0s] Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
[739.0s] I saunter.
[740.0s] No, I said I moonwalked before.
[742.0s] Well, you are like a moon circle druid, aren't you?
[745.0s] I sure am.
[748.0s] Where is everybody positioned outside this hallway?
[750.0s] Like, are you like right in front of it?
[752.0s] Are you back a bit?
[753.0s] Like, the hallway that you're in is like 20 feet wide.
[758.0s] So there is room to move.
[760.0s] Thea has moved back, but the choke point of the hallway is only about five feet wide that they're running through.
[767.0s] I mean, I feel like I'm pretty close because I looked in that chamber, right?
[772.0s] So I'm probably because Thea looked the other way and I looked that way.
[776.0s] So as much as I don't want to say this because it's not my turn for a while,
[780.0s] I'm probably the closest because I was like...
[783.0s] Way to be honest, Carla.
[785.0s] You still got...
[786.0s] Oh, yeah. Oh, wait. They can't hurt me anyway.
[788.0s] I'm in the front. Don't worry about it, guys.
[791.0s] No damage to this girl.
[793.0s] You got this.
[794.0s] What's going to happen is I'm just going to roll a whole bunch as they kind of jump and fly over each other.
[798.0s] And no matter how many crit 20s I roll, they're not going to hit you.
[802.0s] I hope you roll so many.
[804.0s] I hope you get all of them out of your system.
[807.0s] There were two.
[808.0s] Oh, my God.
[809.0s] That would have destroyed you, Carla.
[811.0s] In a series of eight scimitar attacks that they rolled with advantage.
[817.0s] The first one runs forward and starts swiping at you,
[821.0s] but you just absorb this energy that is being brought upon you,
[826.0s] whether they hit or not.
[828.0s] The ones following him behind nimbly jump up and over each other.
[834.0s] So now we find one flying over top of you.
[837.0s] You passing through yours so you can take an opportunity attack on that one.
[842.0s] If you so desire.
[845.0s] Yeah, just give you the option.
[847.0s] Do you make like super weird like haha noises as they're hitting you?
[850.0s] Like, yeah, that feels good.
[852.0s] I don't know, like maybe.
[854.0s] But I honestly feel like it still is like, oh, fuck, because this is the first time I've used it.
[859.0s] So, like, it's probably still a little terrifying.
[862.0s] Like, at some point, this is going to stop working.
[865.0s] And it's still like, OK, like I still have time, but it doesn't feel comfortable.
[871.0s] It feels scary.
[874.0s] You're definitely taking like, you know, scimitar slashes and you feel them hit you,
[880.0s] but you're not absorbing any of the actual damage of it.
[884.0s] So while they're nimbly, like doing fucking amazing gymnastics over me,
[889.0s] I guess I will try to stab up with Dragon Slayer on the one that I can or whatever.
[898.0s] OK, well, I mean, that's a 13.
[902.0s] So this die has made it through two rolls and now is getting put away.
[907.0s] They've both been terrible.
[909.0s] Flint's turn.
[910.0s] Now, there's one in the in the tunnel section that the three of you are in.
[915.0s] The other ones are on the other side of Nulara and she is like stopping them from coming through at this moment.
[921.0s] OK, well, I'll just mosey on over to that one that's in the section and just.
[926.0s] Oh, hey, what's up?
[929.0s] Is that one glowing?
[930.0s] By any chance, you need to tell me.
[931.0s] No, they were told to move back.
[934.0s] Oh, I still thought they were wise to your magics.
[939.0s] All right. First one.
[941.0s] It's a 29.
[943.0s] Does that hit?
[944.0s] No. So that's going to be 17 damage on the first attack.
[948.0s] He is dead. So he lands, plants his feet, sticks the landing and then just catches an axe in the face.
[957.0s] The landing he really did a good job with.
[959.0s] I mean, he just looked very proud of himself, like he'd been working on it.
[963.0s] The judges were holding up the 10 placards for him before he got cut down.
[967.0s] Then they just moved the one away and it was just a zero.
[972.0s] So there's a bunch on the other side of Carla.
[975.0s] So am I able to like sideline up beside her and maybe like chop down past her on somebody?
[982.0s] Is that a thing I could do?
[984.0s] Yeah, it's like five feet wide.
[986.0s] Right. I'm not like it.
[987.0s] Well, I mean, they classify a person as taking up five feet.
[992.0s] But if she like shimmy to the side a little bit.
[995.0s] Yeah, sure.
[996.0s] So I'm like, hey, I'm coming at you.
[999.0s] Maybe you push her.
[1001.0s] It's fine.
[1002.0s] I mean, I also kind of want you still in the way, though, because you're eating all that good damage.
[1007.0s] I know it is pretty great.
[1010.0s] All right. Next one.
[1012.0s] That's going to be a 28 to hit.
[1014.0s] Yeah.
[1015.0s] Now, do I have advantage on that one?
[1017.0s] Still no. Those guys are back in the chamber.
[1020.0s] So there are a total of like 12 guys and you've got access to three.
[1025.0s] Perfect.
[1026.0s] Including the one you.
[1027.0s] So that's going to be 16 damage on that attack.
[1031.0s] Oh, yeah.
[1032.0s] So, yep, he's dead, too.
[1035.0s] OK.
[1036.0s] And can I reach a third one?
[1039.0s] I understand if I can't.
[1041.0s] I don't think he can because he was in front, would have pushed, you know, it would have been stopping the guy behind him.
[1048.0s] So, no, can I ready my third action on the off chance someone comes close to me?
[1054.0s] OK, you bet you can.
[1055.0s] Perfect.
[1056.0s] So, yeah, before your next action, if something were to happen, that would incur your your final attack.
[1063.0s] Excellent.
[1066.0s] Three of the Dragon Wings.
[1068.0s] One of them is is a light with the fairy fire fly up and fly over top of everybody,
[1076.0s] dropping down in the center of you and start swinging with their scimitars.
[1086.0s] OK, so the first one is swinging at Flint.
[1089.0s] So like he went close to me.
[1094.0s] Yeah.
[1098.0s] Well, as is this the one that I have advantage on or?
[1102.0s] Sure.
[1103.0s] OK.
[1104.0s] As if you need it.
[1105.0s] I mean, I might crit.
[1107.0s] Yeah, you will.
[1108.0s] Oh, I was so close to creating two guys.
[1111.0s] So that is going to be a twenty eight.
[1114.0s] And that's going to be that's almost full damage.
[1117.0s] Nineteen damage.
[1119.0s] He lands down behind you and you turn and take a big swing at him, cutting his chest open and spraying blood at yourself.
[1128.0s] But it doesn't stop him.
[1130.0s] The blood of your enemies swings back at you with his scimitar.
[1135.0s] That's a 15 and a twenty three.
[1138.0s] Twenty three will do it.
[1139.0s] Six slashing damage and three cold damage.
[1145.0s] So six in total because I take half of the physical damage.
[1149.0s] The other two come out and land by the they both begin swinging at you with their scimitars.
[1158.0s] OK, is a twenty one.
[1160.0s] Well, yeah.
[1161.0s] Second one is an eleven.
[1163.0s] Twenty three.
[1164.0s] Yeah.
[1165.0s] Seven.
[1166.0s] No.
[1167.0s] So you take two hits really up and down.
[1169.0s] Twelve slashing damage and three acid damage and three fire damage.
[1177.0s] So a total of 18 damage.
[1182.0s] Got it.
[1185.0s] That's fun.
[1189.0s] I'm mature.
[1190.0s] No, it was a good response.
[1191.0s] I assume there's more like coming towards the door.
[1194.0s] So there is one on me or near enough to on me.
[1198.0s] Yeah.
[1199.0s] There's one that just struck Flint.
[1200.0s] That is a light with very fire on the outside of the room.
[1204.0s] Yeah.
[1205.0s] Yeah.
[1206.0s] There's actually there's actually two that are alike.
[1209.0s] One of them is on the.
[1211.0s] And then there's a bunch of ground dragon claws who are continuing to come forward towards you.
[1219.0s] How close are they?
[1220.0s] They're they're within reach now.
[1222.0s] OK, then I'm going to attack one of those with the Dragon Slayer, which rolls a twenty one.
[1230.0s] That will hit.
[1232.0s] So Dragon Slayer has extra dragon damage.
[1234.0s] Do these count as dragon creatures or like they are minor dragon creatures?
[1239.0s] They count as humanoid human creatures.
[1243.0s] Humanoid humans are the worst.
[1245.0s] They're just merely merely called.
[1247.0s] No, that's fair.
[1248.0s] Speaking draconic.
[1249.0s] It's what I assumed, but it never hurts to ask.
[1253.0s] So that is twenty two damage.
[1258.0s] Yeah, yeah.
[1259.0s] He's dead.
[1260.0s] Perfect.
[1261.0s] Then I'm going to attack the other one because I think you said there was two that were kind of coming at me.
[1264.0s] There are two within proximity.
[1266.0s] So that is a light with fire, very fire.
[1269.0s] It's twenty, not a crit.
[1274.0s] This one's impressive.
[1275.0s] It is nine damage.
[1276.0s] That one is still alive.
[1278.0s] Makes a pleading battle cry to signify that he has hurt real bad.
[1284.0s] I hope Donnie is going to finish him off.
[1287.0s] No breath weapon from a boy this time, because that would be risky.
[1292.0s] But how about fifteen with a bite?
[1295.0s] That'll do it.
[1296.0s] Ten damage.
[1297.0s] Donnie basically just muzzles him and gives a good old dog shake, snapping his neck as he drops to the ground.
[1307.0s] You know what?
[1308.0s] You make it sound kind of whimsical, dogs.
[1310.0s] This is a dragon grabbing someone by the face and shaking them until they're dead.
[1315.0s] Like the way a terrier would like shake a rat.
[1317.0s] Like that's what he just did too.
[1319.0s] But it's a bad guy, so it's fine, guys.
[1321.0s] Don't even worry about it.
[1322.0s] No moral issues.
[1324.0s] He still has another attack, so maybe he can like spin and try and chomp the one that's attacking Thea.
[1330.0s] There are two, but yes.
[1332.0s] Well, one of those.
[1333.0s] One is a light with fairy fire.
[1335.0s] How about that one?
[1336.0s] The other is not.
[1337.0s] Do that one.
[1338.0s] That one seems good, because that was a nine, but I'll try again.
[1342.0s] Do it again.
[1343.0s] Oh my god.
[1344.0s] It almost went off the desk, but it didn't, and it was a seventeen.
[1347.0s] Oh yeah.
[1348.0s] That will hit, yeah.
[1350.0s] I feel vindicated.
[1351.0s] Fairy fire was a good choice.
[1352.0s] It was a good choice.
[1353.0s] This was a bad, bad roll, but five damage to that one from Mr. Donnie.
[1358.0s] It all counts.
[1359.0s] And Donnie has like maybe not ever had two successful attacks in a row.
[1364.0s] So like he's pretty stoked on himself right now.
[1368.0s] He's doing a little dance.
[1370.0s] Yeah.
[1371.0s] Yulara, make a perception check before the end of your turn there.
[1374.0s] Okie dokie.
[1376.0s] Nineteen.
[1379.0s] Out of the corner of your eye, you think you see a flash of movement.
[1386.0s] A dark shadow move further down the main tunnel in the direction where you came from.
[1392.0s] Guys, I think someone's getting away.
[1394.0s] We have to stop them.
[1395.0s] Clint and Thea make a perception check as well.
[1399.0s] I perceive, oh I perceive a twenty-five.
[1403.0s] Seventeen.
[1405.0s] Neither of you see anything.
[1406.0s] Girl, what you talking about?
[1410.0s] The remainder of the Dragon Claws appear to be just kind of pushing forward in the hallway now.
[1417.0s] Like they are frantic in their attempt to try to stop you, but they can't get forward.
[1423.0s] It's kind of dumb.
[1425.0s] Two of them see this and they kind of hang back in the chamber.
[1428.0s] They're like, dudes, like if we just hang out in here, maybe they'll come in
[1434.0s] and then we can fight them not in a hallway, dumbasses.
[1439.0s] They're like, oh yeah, that's probably a good idea.
[1442.0s] And they disengage and they move back down the hallway, back into the chamber where they were eating their food.
[1449.0s] Thea, you have two dragon wings attacking you.
[1453.0s] One is alight with fairy fire.
[1455.0s] The other is not.
[1457.0s] Nularaaaa has just yelled out that someone is getting away.
[1462.0s] But you did not see anyone in either direction.
[1465.0s] I yell back, which way?
[1468.0s] I saw a blur like going the way we came from.
[1471.0s] What if it's something like going to warn them that we're here?
[1474.0s] I'm on it.
[1476.0s] Can I get on it?
[1477.0s] You would have to disengage from combat, which would be your action.
[1481.0s] But yes, you could be on it.
[1484.0s] I'm going to be on it.
[1486.0s] Okay.
[1487.0s] So you're disengaging.
[1489.0s] Can I disengage and turn into a winter wolf?
[1492.0s] Tell me, is that an action or a bonus action?
[1494.0s] It's a bonus action.
[1496.0s] Ben, yes, you absolutely can.
[1497.0s] Okay, I would like to turn into a winter wolf.
[1501.0s] Thank you.
[1502.0s] And so I'm going to wild shape and disengage.
[1506.0s] And may I run my, I think it's like 60 feet.
[1510.0s] So you run back down the hallway of which you came.
[1515.0s] That gets you definitely to the T intersection.
[1517.0s] Like you're like 40 feet from the T.
[1520.0s] You can see down both directions, the one where you guys came from
[1524.0s] and then the other one you chose not to go.
[1527.0s] And you don't see any people.
[1531.0s] Could you have been wrong?
[1535.0s] Maybe.
[1536.0s] It didn't seem like a person.
[1537.0s] It was like a shadow, maybe something magical.
[1540.0s] I'm done.
[1541.0s] I'm done.
[1542.0s] I just sit at the intersection.
[1545.0s] Let's turn.
[1547.0s] All right.
[1548.0s] Can I roll a perception roll again to see if I maybe get a glimpse of this thing?
[1552.0s] Sure.
[1553.0s] I think it may have long passed.
[1555.0s] And I've stuck you with two dragon wings.
[1557.0s] I mean, if Seventeen didn't do it last time, this roll is not going to do it for sure.
[1561.0s] How many of these things are nearby me?
[1563.0s] Any of them glowing?
[1565.0s] There are two dragon wings that were attacking Thea.
[1567.0s] She turned into the wolf, disengaged and ran.
[1570.0s] And one of them is glowing.
[1572.0s] I'm going to head on up to the one that's currently affected by fairy fire.
[1576.0s] And I'm going to attack it.
[1580.0s] First one was a 21.
[1583.0s] Second one, 22.
[1585.0s] So mildly better.
[1587.0s] That will hit.
[1588.0s] Bank shot.
[1589.0s] Oh, fuck.
[1590.0s] That's full damage.
[1591.0s] All right.
[1592.0s] So that's 20 points of damage.
[1593.0s] Oh, yeah.
[1594.0s] Yeah.
[1595.0s] Tell me what happens when you extinguish his fire.
[1597.0s] Yeah.
[1598.0s] So he's glowing real bright.
[1600.0s] So it's real easy to see him.
[1602.0s] And I just like slash right on down on his neck.
[1606.0s] And then he's not glowing anymore, which kind of makes me like blink a little.
[1610.0s] So I wasn't expecting it just to turn off like that.
[1613.0s] I'll turn to the other one that had been attacking Thea and take a chop at it.
[1619.0s] So that's a 28.
[1622.0s] 15 damage on that one.
[1624.0s] After easily dispatching the first one, you chop into the second one.
[1628.0s] You hear bones crunch as it screams out and turns to face you.
[1633.0s] And you have another attack.
[1634.0s] I sure do.
[1635.0s] Yeah, it's perfect time for me to hit him one more time if he's facing me.
[1639.0s] So that's an 18.
[1640.0s] That will still hit.
[1641.0s] Oh, OK.
[1642.0s] I don't think you can miss now.
[1644.0s] I mean, it's entirely possible.
[1646.0s] Missing is an option.
[1647.0s] I just rolled a one for my damage, but I get to reroll that thanks to one of my fun skills.
[1651.0s] So suck it, Russ.
[1660.0s] Yeah, he yeah, he turns to face you and catches the axe straight in the face as he's
[1667.0s] spitting the biggest loogie right at you and releases it just as the axe is
[1673.0s] connecting.
[1674.0s] So you get a big face full of loogie.
[1677.0s] You know, that's fair.
[1679.0s] You know what?
[1680.0s] That's one of the things I don't.
[1682.0s] I have a high tolerance for like gore and gross stuff on TV and movies.
[1687.0s] Not a problem for me usually.
[1689.0s] When I see people spit in other people's faces, I'm just like, yeah, so fucking
[1696.0s] rude.
[1697.0s] Like, sure, he just like carved this guy up with an axe, but he spit in his face.
[1701.0s] That is just general human debasement.
[1704.0s] Like, I do not like that.
[1706.0s] I feel very strongly about it.
[1708.0s] Continue.
[1709.0s] Sad to say.
[1710.0s] Had to share.
[1711.0s] That's my turn.
[1712.0s] Roll a d20 for me.
[1714.0s] Hacking and getting spit on.
[1717.0s] Flint's life in a nutshell.
[1720.0s] Is that it?
[1721.0s] Any bonuses or anything?
[1722.0s] Nope.
[1723.0s] OK, that's a nine.
[1724.0s] Are you sure?
[1725.0s] You're still Flint.
[1726.0s] Right.
[1727.0s] Right.
[1728.0s] All those dragon claws are dead.
[1730.0s] So it is new Laura's turn.
[1732.0s] OK.
[1733.0s] And there's how many in the room now?
[1734.0s] Like three or something?
[1735.0s] Yeah, they're like taunting you and being like, get in here.
[1738.0s] Come on.
[1739.0s] It's a great time.
[1740.0s] Yeah.
[1741.0s] Now there's two, three, four, five.
[1744.0s] There are five of them in there.
[1746.0s] OK.
[1747.0s] It's a great time.
[1748.0s] Come on over.
[1749.0s] Exactly.
[1750.0s] You're going to love it.
[1751.0s] We're having the best party.
[1752.0s] So good.
[1753.0s] Look at these sweet snacks we brought.
[1756.0s] I guess I will try to shoot one with my light crossbow.
[1763.0s] I fail because that's a 10.
[1765.0s] But it's OK.
[1766.0s] I'm going to try again.
[1767.0s] One, for your knowledge, is a light with fairy fire.
[1770.0s] Oh.
[1771.0s] So if you were aiming with that one.
[1774.0s] Which I mean, why not?
[1776.0s] I mean, I guess.
[1777.0s] I don't like how.
[1778.0s] Biggest target.
[1779.0s] Yeah.
[1780.0s] OK.
[1781.0s] So that time was better.
[1782.0s] It was a 21.
[1784.0s] Is four damage.
[1787.0s] OK.
[1788.0s] You're like, we got great.
[1790.0s] If you didn't want the Pringles.
[1792.0s] You didn't like Chicago style popcorn.
[1794.0s] What's wrong with you?
[1795.0s] I mean, I want both of those things.
[1797.0s] But let's just kill them first.
[1800.0s] So second attack then.
[1803.0s] Doesn't do well.
[1804.0s] It is a 13.
[1805.0s] Well, if you're attacking the same one.
[1807.0s] It's also still advantage style.
[1809.0s] Oh, yeah.
[1810.0s] Gosh.
[1811.0s] Advantage.
[1812.0s] Man.
[1813.0s] Thea.
[1814.0s] I like this spell.
[1815.0s] Fairy fire is dope.
[1816.0s] Yeah.
[1817.0s] So that is a 20 then.
[1820.0s] So that is five more damage.
[1823.0s] So now Donnie is going to try to recharge his breath weapon now that they are in a room
[1830.0s] not with us.
[1833.0s] And he does.
[1835.0s] Donnie.
[1836.0s] Get in there, Donnie.
[1838.0s] 30 feet.
[1839.0s] Oh, only 15 feet.
[1844.0s] Only 15 feet.
[1845.0s] Can you reach them?
[1846.0s] He's got to get into the room if he wants to hit any of them.
[1851.0s] OK.
[1852.0s] He'll go in the room.
[1854.0s] There will be three within a specific area.
[1858.0s] OK.
[1859.0s] That's a nine.
[1860.0s] That's a 13.
[1862.0s] That's an 18.
[1863.0s] 18 obviously will take half damage.
[1867.0s] The other two will fail.
[1871.0s] So that is 21 damage except the one gets 10.
[1877.0s] Nice.
[1878.0s] The one who took 10 is on fire but still alive.
[1881.0s] The other two scream out as their skin begins to melt and they fall to the ground dead.
[1888.0s] I guess so he's going to try and I don't I don't want him to go in far enough to
[1894.0s] try and bite them.
[1895.0s] That seems crazy.
[1896.0s] So he's currently at the.
[1898.0s] He's like in the entry.
[1900.0s] Right.
[1901.0s] Like he still has.
[1902.0s] Yeah.
[1903.0s] He's only moved like 15 feet down this hallway.
[1905.0s] So he could in theory move back.
[1907.0s] But OK.
[1908.0s] He can move back.
[1909.0s] I can stand in the way in case any of my friends want to go in there.
[1913.0s] Like the best nightclub bouncer ever.
[1915.0s] Totally right.
[1916.0s] Yeah.
[1917.0s] I guess he like can like lift up also with them wings and whatnot.
[1922.0s] Them wings.
[1925.0s] So there are three guys.
[1927.0s] One is on fire.
[1928.0s] One is a light with very fire with two bows crossbows or two things stuck into them.
[1935.0s] And they're like.
[1937.0s] Could we.
[1939.0s] Could we just pretend we didn't see you.
[1948.0s] Well hello there.
[1949.0s] It's me your Dungeon Master Russ More.
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[2204.0s] Speaking of which, we gotta see what's going on with these cultists over here that look like they're gonna try and talk their way out of this.
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[2222.0s] We'll go the other way.
[2224.0s] And it'll be okay.
[2227.0s] It's kind of directing this towards you, New Laura.
[2229.0s] We're not gonna let you go.
[2231.0s] But...
[2233.0s] But what if we put our weapons down and gave you the snacks that we had as a token of good faith?
[2240.0s] Flint, what do you think? Should we just like tie these losers up and leave them here or should we kill them?
[2245.0s] I mean...
[2246.0s] Seems unsporting now, to be honest.
[2248.0s] If they're kind of throwing in the towel, it doesn't really seem fair.
[2251.0s] But at the same time, we kind of got this thing that's happening, regardless of whether or not we treat them with respect or not.
[2262.0s] Oh, maybe they can help us on their way out.
[2265.0s] How so?
[2266.0s] We can help. We're super, we're super great at helping.
[2269.0s] Well, you know, like we're looking for the way in there and maybe the one that isn't as populated as another one might be a good heads up.
[2278.0s] Yeah, how well you guys know this layout. What are your jobs here, exactly?
[2283.0s] Well, I mean, we're guards for the prisoners.
[2287.0s] Where are the prisoners?
[2288.0s] Wait, there's prisoners?
[2290.0s] Well, the other room across the hall looked like it had had prisoners in it.
[2293.0s] Yeah, no, I mean, they're the prisoners got taken.
[2297.0s] Yeah, that's I mean, they got taken.
[2298.0s] So there's no prisoners anymore, which is why we're in here having snacks.
[2301.0s] Where the prisoners get taken?
[2304.0s] To to the sacrificial chamber.
[2307.0s] That was a while ago, though, so don't know what happened to them since then.
[2311.0s] And where is this sacrificial chamber from here?
[2313.0s] Yeah, no, there's like there's, you know, there's a prisoner behind you there.
[2317.0s] There's two more prisoners.
[2320.0s] So if you go up and you take your first left and you follow that down a ways, Bob's your uncle.
[2328.0s] You get to you get to the prisoner chamber.
[2331.0s] A follow up question, is this prisoner chamber near wherever Tiamat's doing her thing?
[2339.0s] Well, I mean, it's kind of winsome, winsome, getsome.
[2343.0s] So you sacrifice the prisoners and it helps Tiamat come back.
[2348.0s] So then it's close by. Yep.
[2352.0s] I mean, you could have just said yes to the previous question.
[2355.0s] I'm a man of man of many words.
[2358.0s] Which apparently are winsome, getsome.
[2363.0s] I feel like that would be on the side of a Korean like blogging.
[2368.0s] Totally. So can we go now?
[2372.0s] I mean, no, you can't go. That was never on the table.
[2375.0s] All right. Then we could.
[2377.0s] Then he rushes forward and tries to swipe at you.
[2380.0s] Oh, all right. Good. Let him try. No more explanation.
[2383.0s] I mean, he hits you, but. Does he really?
[2386.0s] Yeah, he hits you, but it doesn't do anything.
[2390.0s] It's back up to Thea, who is down the hall.
[2393.0s] Can I see if with my keen, wolfy senses, can I smell anything in the hallway?
[2402.0s] An investigation. An investigation.
[2405.0s] Is there anything in particular you are sniffing for?
[2408.0s] Oh, well, no, because I rolled a four.
[2410.0s] So I take one more look.
[2413.0s] You see no new signs of movement or tracks of any sort.
[2421.0s] And I back away until I'm clear from like I didn't want to turn my back to a T
[2427.0s] if someone was like invisible and like just ready to like fuck with me.
[2431.0s] So, yeah, I back up until it is safe to turn and sprint back into the action,
[2437.0s] because I hear the battle cry of someone but heard about not being able to be let go or something.
[2443.0s] OK. Do I get there? How far do I get?
[2446.0s] I ran. Well, you get back. Yeah, absolutely.
[2449.0s] Oh, cool. New are still blocking the hallway, though.
[2453.0s] Can I jump over her?
[2456.0s] You'd also be jumping over one of the other guys.
[2459.0s] So, yeah. OK.
[2462.0s] Is there a guy on the other side I could bite?
[2464.0s] Well, he's going to take a swing at you as you jump over top.
[2469.0s] But I'm so stealthy.
[2472.0s] It's not a matter of stealth. He sees you jump over top of them.
[2475.0s] Fine. Take your swing.
[2478.0s] Oh, I like this whole new stance. Seven.
[2483.0s] No. So you jump over and land sure footed on the other side.
[2488.0s] It's just the one that she's attacking or is being attacked by Nulara.
[2495.0s] And then there are two more, two more in the room.
[2500.0s] Yeah. So I'm going to jump over Nulara and the asshole.
[2504.0s] And then I'm going to blast the other two that are in the room just because I don't like the shape of their cut of their gym.
[2510.0s] Sure. Yeah. Shape of the cut of their gym.
[2513.0s] You know what I mean. Six. Seven.
[2518.0s] That's negative to both of those. So you take four D8 cold damage.
[2526.0s] Sixteen cold damage.
[2529.0s] One of them who was previously on fire was like, oh, finally.
[2534.0s] Oh, yeah. The fire flames are out.
[2537.0s] You're welcome. Freezes in spot.
[2539.0s] And the other one does as well and both fall forward and shatter on the ground.
[2544.0s] I look back and I go, I killed something, guys.
[2547.0s] I give thumbs up, but Flint is up. Nulara is in the way.
[2551.0s] Can I just go up and take his weapon from him?
[2554.0s] He didn't seem too keen to, like, fight us anyway.
[2558.0s] Yep. You could try to disarm him. You have to grapple him.
[2564.0s] Done. I got plus five to my strength.
[2567.0s] You're so burly and strong. It's no problem.
[2570.0s] That's going to be a 19, Russ.
[2573.0s] Oh, yeah. He's he's definitely grappled.
[2576.0s] And you just knock the weapon. Just going to rip his weapon out of his hand.
[2580.0s] Maybe slap him lightly.
[2583.0s] You do so. He takes. No.
[2588.0s] He takes one damage and is just he feels real bad about himself.
[2592.0s] It's more emotional damage.
[2595.0s] Why are you destroying him by not destroying him?
[2599.0s] It's a power move. 100 percent.
[2601.0s] I feel a little bad, but he like really is on the wrong side of history here in this whole rise of Tiamat thing.
[2607.0s] So, you know, are you going to are you going to do anything with him?
[2612.0s] What now? No, I think we should just take him with us.
[2615.0s] I can just hold him the whole time by the scruff of his neck.
[2620.0s] OK, so he can direct us on which way to go.
[2623.0s] Yep. Great. Got it.
[2626.0s] So you have a prisoner now.
[2630.0s] We take prisoners. It's a new thing we're trying.
[2633.0s] I mean, we're not in like the biggest fight of our lives.
[2635.0s] So why not try something new and some extra like tag along baggage?
[2639.0s] I mean, we don't have to.
[2640.0s] We can just drop them on the floor and cast them in character.
[2643.0s] Don't worry, guys. We can kill him any time.
[2646.0s] Like if he starts to be a nuisance, we don't have to bring him with us.
[2649.0s] So I promise I won't be a nuisance.
[2652.0s] Mostly you don't have to kill me, although they'll probably kill me if they see me with you.
[2657.0s] So, well, you better hope they don't see you then.
[2661.0s] Better keep it quiet.
[2664.0s] OK, I'll be quiet.
[2665.0s] Yeah, the easier you make this for us, the easier we'll make it for you.
[2668.0s] OK. I've been silent this whole time, so you don't know which side.
[2675.0s] I mean, I can guess.
[2679.0s] He is a little bloodthirsty. Exactly.
[2683.0s] I very rarely get to kill stuff, you guys.
[2686.0s] I'm like pointing at the rope to feel like, huh?
[2692.0s] Well, should we should we head over to the sacrifice chamber, see if there's any survivors?
[2697.0s] Seems as good a place as any. Maybe we can stop the sacrifice in time.
[2701.0s] Seems doubtful, but it's worth a shot.
[2706.0s] What's this? What's this guy's name, Russ? Does he have a name?
[2709.0s] I don't know. He doesn't have a name tag.
[2711.0s] If only there was a way you could ask somebody their name.
[2714.0s] I shake him a little bit. What's your name?
[2717.0s] My name? Stephen?
[2721.0s] He paused too long. It's not his real name.
[2723.0s] With a P-H or a V?
[2726.0s] P-V.
[2728.0s] Oh. Oh, wow. I was not expecting that.
[2731.0s] All right, Stephen, where are we going?
[2736.0s] Well, where do you want to go?
[2739.0s] So we want to go to that chamber. So down and to the left, I believe you said.
[2742.0s] I don't know why you're playing dumb now.
[2744.0s] Bob's my uncle, something about that. You don't know about my family.
[2749.0s] Down and to the left. Yep. Yep.
[2753.0s] I don't trust him. I want to eat him.
[2756.0s] Down and to the left, he says with confidence.
[2759.0s] So the wolf doesn't eat him.
[2763.0s] Flint, do you want to go in the front with Stephen here and make sure?
[2770.0s] All right, Stephen, here we go.
[2773.0s] Yep. OK, great.
[2775.0s] You with marching order here?
[2777.0s] I guess I'm leading.
[2779.0s] OK, I'll be in the middle with Donnie.
[2784.0s] OK, I like it. Sure.
[2786.0s] To remind you of your current position, there was the chamber of which you were fighting in.
[2792.0s] There was the one across the hall that looked like it was kind of had a bunch of just like grossness and garbage and stuff in there.
[2801.0s] As you continue walking down, you pass by a hallway on your right.
[2810.0s] As you kind of glance down it, you see what looked like piled up bodies inside of this room.
[2818.0s] So none of them appear to be moving?
[2820.0s] Looking down the hall, it doesn't appear so, no.
[2824.0s] Stephen, what are the bodies for?
[2826.0s] They were prisoners.
[2830.0s] All right, what now?
[2831.0s] Some of the sacrifices then.
[2834.0s] Yeah, some that didn't make it, you know.
[2837.0s] I mean, sacrifices traditionally don't make it.
[2840.0s] Well, no, see, we took the rest of the prisoners to the sacrifice.
[2845.0s] Those are the prisoners that we held on past expiration date.
[2850.0s] OK, I am wanting to kill Stephen more and more.
[2854.0s] This is like some gruesome shit.
[2857.0s] Hey, New Laura, does your dagger need a refill?
[2859.0s] What's the deal there?
[2860.0s] Yeah, can you refill that with anything?
[2862.0s] I don't know.
[2864.0s] Does my dagger need a refill?
[2866.0s] And I like put my hand on the hilt.
[2868.0s] The gems do not glow?
[2871.0s] My thinking, I mean, I def want to kill this guy now because it's like he's so bad.
[2876.0s] And then just throw him on top of those baddies.
[2878.0s] I was forgetting how bad the cult was.
[2880.0s] But I want to get where we need to go with him before killing him.
[2887.0s] OK.
[2888.0s] Right?
[2889.0s] So we haven't announced that we want to kill him.
[2890.0s] Yes, no.
[2891.0s] That is at least what New Laura's thought like seeing that reminds me like, oh, this isn't like a one on one person.
[2897.0s] We're having a conflict.
[2898.0s] This is like a bloodthirsty ending the world murderous cult.
[2902.0s] Oh, yeah.
[2903.0s] Shit.
[2904.0s] Right, right, right.
[2905.0s] Cool, cool, cool.
[2906.0s] This is why we don't take prisoners because they're all horrible.
[2909.0s] Remember, we took a prisoner that one time, but then she ended up dying.
[2913.0s] Yeah.
[2914.0s] I think we took her from someone else, too.
[2916.0s] We're not great with prisoners.
[2917.0s] Not great.
[2918.0s] So we're just not responsible enough to have pets.
[2921.0s] This is happening in character.
[2923.0s] What's happening?
[2924.0s] That was just like, well, that was just my thinking.
[2927.0s] That was my in character thinking.
[2929.0s] Like, I have turned the corner and definitely want to kill this guy.
[2933.0s] But I want to try and get to that sacrifice chamber first.
[2936.0s] OK.
[2937.0s] So this wasn't the sacrifice chamber or was the sacrifice chamber?
[2940.0s] It's where we held them.
[2942.0s] It's just the kind of jail.
[2946.0s] All right.
[2947.0s] So let's keep going to the sacrifice chamber then, Stefan.
[2949.0s] All right.
[2950.0s] So you leading the way there, Flint, with Stefan.
[2954.0s] You get there is a turn to the left.
[2957.0s] And he's like, yeah, it's just down this way.
[2960.0s] And as you step down that way, you hear echoing through the halls.
[2967.0s] The jacquorn kick back on.
[2970.0s] And it begins shaking rocks loose from the ceiling.
[2977.0s] I look at Donnie and I say, you OK, buddy?
[2980.0s] Yeah, yeah, I kind of tuned it out a while ago.
[2983.0s] It's not...
[2984.0s] I still feel like we checked in on you.
[2986.0s] It's a whole, you know, jacquorn thing.
[2989.0s] Just want to make sure you're OK.
[2990.0s] Yeah, no, they're specifically targeting dragons who feel like
[2995.0s] this is a great thing.
[2997.0s] And not me.
[2999.0s] Not me.
[3000.0s] So glad to hear it, man.
[3001.0s] So glad to hear it.
[3003.0s] Nularaaaa, make a perception check.
[3008.0s] 24.
[3013.0s] You guys keep walking.
[3015.0s] Nularaaaa, you feel like you hear something behind you.
[3019.0s] So I say, did you guys hear that?
[3022.0s] Can you hear that?
[3023.0s] And I, like, kind of have stopped and I'm, like, not totally turning around.
[3028.0s] You two don't hear Nularaaaa.
[3031.0s] Nularaaaa turns and looks behind her and then looks back.
[3036.0s] And she is in a dark, silent hallway.
[3043.0s] Flint, Thea, Donnie, and Stefan are not with her.
[3049.0s] You two don't hear her say anything because she doesn't say anything.
[3055.0s] And you continue walking down the hall.
[3076.0s] Some of the music in today's episode is by Kavin McLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io
[3081.0s] and Scott Buckley at ScottBuckley.com.au.
[3085.0s] Sound effects can be found at BoomLibrary.com and at Sirenscape.com.
[3090.0s] Also looks like Amy would like to disengage from something else right now.
[3094.0s] The smell my dog is making.
[3096.0s] I'd like to disengage from this.
[3098.0s] This is me looking at a map, not him stumbling.
[3101.0s] Yeah, so he's still believable.
[3103.0s] He's not killing time as someone steps up behind us.
[3108.0s] Let me just do this dance over here while I'm away.
[3110.0s] Looking at a map to give you direction.
[3112.0s] Yes, I know where my D8s are.
[3118.0s] I like that no one was questioning whether Amy knew where her D8s were.
[3122.0s] She definitely knows where they are, guys.
[3123.0s] She definitely knows.
[3125.0s] She feels like she hears something.
[3127.0s] You have a feeling.
[3130.0s] There's a big Drakorn with falling things.
[3134.0s] That's what I meant.
[3137.0s] It's like a foghorn.
[3141.0s] I'm sorry, Andrew.
[3143.0s] Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.